![]() Lana is a hard rock kind of girl and we'd imagine she has had sexual fantasies about Motley Crue or at least had sex with one of the band members. Grabbed me by the ribbons in my hair," on "Heroine" Much like our fantasy of Lana laying on a chaise lounge, we also have also vividly imagined walking into a '60s-themed ice cream parlor to find her shaking and moving at a jukebox, which we'd imagine is her "local spot."ġ4. Shaking and moving at my local spot," on "Tomorrow Never Came" She's probably just doing it while in a convertible Mustang with a drink in her hand.ġ3. She's actually riding the struggle bus and complaining about life as much as we do. Sliding in that reference to her first big hit "Video Game," Lana unplugs and admits that life isn't as perfect as a video game. It's more than just a video game," on "Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems" "We get so tired and we complain 'bout how it's hard to live. Though she does tend to use phrases for dancing that you'd pick up from watching Footloose on ABC Family, we're certain she's also be down to get lit in the club with her crew.ġ2. When Lana gets down, she really gets down. Cut a rug, lean into the fucking youth," on "When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing" "Shake it up, throw your hands up and get loose. We can just imagine her sitting with a pack of cigarettes watching the world go by and she waits for her lover to arrive.ġ1. I hear the sweetest melodies (sweetest melodies) on the fire escapes of the city," on "God Bless America - And All Beautiful Women In It"įire escapes are admittedly a romantic feature of any apartment building until you actually sit on one and realize it's a sneeze away from disconnecting from the wall, but leave it to Lana to make us want to try. No word on whether she also feels a wave of sexual euphoria during Father John Misty performances like we do, but here's to hoping we aren't alone.ġ0. Sure, she isn't old enough to know what it was like there, but it's the feeling that matters. When Lana closes her eyes during a Father John Misty set at Coachella, she feels herself transported to Woodstock. "I guess I was in it, 'cause baby, for a minute it was Woodstock in my mind," on "Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind" This gem of a track is peak Lana, not only for the admission that she also cries while she cums, but also because she cries into her java. When cultural archaeologists look back on the Lana Del Rey era, they will look to this song. Sobbin' in my cup of coffee because I fell for another loser," on "In My Feelings" All we want is a man by our side with a serving of key lime (pie?) for good measure.Ĩ. Sure, there's the distressing romantic turbulence, but there's also the key lime, sensual spritzes of perfume, and music festivals. Key lime and perfume and festivals," on "Groupie Love" No word yet on whether she's cooking a feast or is just going to lay stoic in the sand with them artfully placed around her.ħ. Luckily for our girl, she's come prepared with some cherries, wine, rosemary, and thyme. So her peaches did not survive the dripping as she walked from beach to beach. "My cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme, and all of my peaches are ruined," on "Cherry" As for her dripping peaches being camera-ready, we know Lana hates paparazzi but loves to be photographed, so we'll be taking note for next time of the peaches she packs for the beach.Ĥ. With dripping peaches, I'm camera ready almost all the time," on "13 Beaches"įirst of all, the fact that it took her 13 tries to find a beach that wasn't packed full of people means she definitely wasn't in New Jersey. "It took 13 beaches to find one empty but finally, it's mine. Harvey Dent once said that the night is darkest just before the dawn, but it's blue skies forever now, baby.ģ. ![]() ![]() The point is he's back and she is doing the "shadoop shadoop" over it. Maybe on a family vacation with his wife. Where was Lana's boyfriend? Probably on an oil rig or a business trip somewhere. ![]() There's no more night, blue skies forever," on "Lust for Life" "My boyfriend's back and he's cooler than ever (shadoop, shadoop).
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